MILD MANNERED MOSS SHOWS MANE BUT NO HELMULLET

It's fairly easy to find photos of Randy Moss looking like the Heat Miser. What's been tough thus far is to find photographic evidence of a helmullet. It seems, by and large, the shy and retiring Moss has managed to tuck his billowing backthatch of hirsute achievement up into his helmet, rather than let it cascade boldly down his man-back, as is the helmullet custom. We at Helmullet Mania will keep looking.