Smitty's Magic Strands Make Centenarian's Day
Hockey Helmulleteer[TM] Ryan Smyth recently used his pileous pulchritude to make an old lady's day. It seems the Oilers star's oleaginous mane was just what the doctor ordered for centenarian-plus-one Lilian Hosking, as her lone birthday wish (and c'mon, it's nice she can even remember one wish at that age) was to be draped in "Smitty's" billowing backthatch of hirsute distinction. Happy Helmullet to you, Lilian!
posted by Scott Hess at 12:41 PM
3 Comments:
How does it feel to be living all alone on this blog. I think the oxygen on all those airplanes is having a major effect on your gray matter. Its wonderful that you consider this some of your better work but if nobody visits its like sitting in a dark room and talking to yourself and then being impressed with your vocabulary. Take that.
The Blog police.
Zed
Zed, you are a gentleman in real life and a shark online.
The truth hurts...
I will try to return to my gentlemanly ways by complimenting you on the verbage in those postings. Possibly, a worthy challenger to my championship at some time in the future.
Zed
This blog stuff can become addicting.
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