Smitty's Magic Strands Make Centenarian's Day

Hockey Helmulleteer[TM] Ryan Smyth recently used his pileous pulchritude to make an old lady's day. It seems the Oilers star's oleaginous mane was just what the doctor ordered for centenarian-plus-one Lilian Hosking, as her lone birthday wish (and c'mon, it's nice she can even remember one wish at that age) was to be draped in "Smitty's" billowing backthatch of hirsute distinction. Happy Helmullet to you, Lilian!

HELMULLET ON ICE: RASTA RIGHT WINGER!

Must be something in the water up in East Lansing. Former Spartan skater Anson Carter is now an NHL veteran, flying up the right flank for the Vancouver Canucks, his braided helmullet trailing behind him like a lost defenseman. (Tip of the hat to Eric for the pointer and pic.)